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Esto son dos amigos de la infancia que se encuentran después de mucho tiempo sin verse. Y le dice el uno al otro: - ¿Cómo te va la vida? - Muy bien - ¿Y a ti Martínez, como te va? - Pues fatal - Y eso ¿Por qué? - Porque tengo una fábrica de clavos y no vendo ni uno. - Tú no te preocupes, porque yo soy el primero en publicidad, y ya verás como tu empresa la levanto yo en un periquete. Que te parece si la semana siguiente quedamos y te traigo un cartel publicitario de tu fábrica. ¿Vale? - De acuerdo A la semana siguiente: - Martinez te he traido un cartel publicitario de putísima madre, va a levantar tu fábrica Venga enseñamelo Se ve en el cartel a Jesucristo crucificado con un cartel que reza: "CON CLAVOS MARTINEZ NO SE SUELTA NI DIOS" - Tío y tu crees que con esto voy a vender. Si estamos en un país todavía muy católico. Esto es muy irreverente. - Es verdad, Martínez no tuve en cuenta esa variable. Tú tranqui, que yo lo arreglo. ¿No vemos la semana que viene? - Vale. A la semana siguiente: - Martínez te traigo un cartel buenísimo, se te van a agotar las existencias de clavos. Ya lo verás. - Venga tío que estoy ansioso. Pone la mirada sobre el cartel y ve la cruz vacía, sigue la mirada hacia abajo y al final está la figura de Jesús caído de bruces y con los dientes mordiendo el polvo. Y más abajo un letrero que reza: "CON CLAVOS MARTINEZ ESTO NUNCA HUBIERA PASADO"

Pañuelo: trozo de tela que se usa en los funerales para disimular la falta de lágrimas.

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CBC.ca

Ferrari 458 Italia recalled, yes, but real news is how many owned in China
Christian Science Monitor
Of the five Ferrari 458 Italia supercars that combusted worldwide, two caught fire in China, highlighting the number of people in China who will pay $550000 ...
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Ferrari 458 Fires Caused By GlueZerCustoms
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Ferrari Challenge makes first stop at Glen
Elmira Star-Gazette
Potolicchio, 42-year-old native of Caracas, Venezuela (his father is Sicilian), is one of 12 drivers competing in the North American Ferrari Challenge ...

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Reuters UK

FIA launches investigation into Felipe Massa's start at Belgian Grand Prix
The Canadian Press
PARIS — The world governing body of motor sports has opened an investigation into Ferrari driver Felipe Massa's start at last weekend's Formula One Belgian ...
Massa, Alonso, summoned to FIA team orders hearingMotorsport.com
Felipe Massa: “Belgian points,not enoughâ€Mibz (blog)
FIA investigating Massa's start at SpaReuters Africa
ITV.com -bettor.com (blog) -autosport.com
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Times LIVE

Ferrari desperate for Monza Formula One lifeline
AFP
"However, in terms of the result and in terms of the championship and the points total for Ferrari, it was not enough." Massa felt that the Italian team did ...
Alonso insists Ferrari can still win F1 titleCNN International
Hamilton: To win in Ferrari's backyard would be extra-specialYahoo! Eurosport UK
Michael Schumacher: “Monza is a great challenge for Mercedes GPâ€Mibz (blog)
bettor.com (blog) -Viagogo -Autoblog UK (blog)
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FOXNews

CUP: Papis Focused On First NASCAR Win
FOXNews
Owner/driver Moretti made it clear that a young man with connections to the Ferrari family – Piero Ferrari had helped arrange Papis's sports car ride in ...

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Motorward (blog)

Ferrari to Launch Virtual Academy on 09-09-2010
Bright Side of News*
Following the success of collaboration between Sony and Nissan on the GT Academy, Ferrari is launching their own Virtual Academy, an F1 simulator where ...
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Ferrari lets you drive their Formula 1 car for 19 bucks... sort ofDVICE
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Formula 1

Belgian GP: Mixed Performances From Ferrari
Isport.in (blog)
F1 Update from the iSport F1 Pitstop: iSporter Maharshi Vaishnav sums up Ferrari's performance in the Belgian Grand Prix. Spa-Francorchamps was at its ...
Alonso rues Ferrari tyre strategyBBC Sport
Fernando Alonso relaxed and sensing a 'perfect moment' with FerrariThe Guardian
Alonso: Italian GP crucialThe Press Association
AFP -SPEEDtv.com -PrestigeWay
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Wall Street Journal

2011 Maserati GranTurismo Convertible: A Shapely Visitor From Planet Maserati ...
Wall Street Journal
But the company was revived early in the aughts by Fiat as a luxury adjunct of Ferrari, with a new factory and a significantly desirable new sedan, ...

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Xinhua

Born to be mild
Xinhua
Lu said his homemade vehicle is the second tiny Ferrari replica he's made since retiring seven years ago from a job at a local radio station. ...

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Video: Ferrari 458 Italia by Oakley Design
Top Speed (blog)
Remember a while ago when the guys from Oakley Design brought forth a tuning kit for the Ferrari 458 Italia? We thought nothing would make the Ferrari any ...


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